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| ive got a million dollars that says garrett baroni cal tell me what movie this song was in. come on garrett u fuckin know it and i know u do. ne ways, i start working 2morrow at my quiznos, we have been training, but its the grand opening. im excited. come in and ill make u one hell of a sandwhich!  . ne ways. my baby is finally comin home soon i think. i cant wait! talk about some sweet sweet sweet __________ <enter comment of choice. i love u soo much baby, i cant wait to see u! ok, back to poker freerolls. holla back youngin | | |
| So Quizno's is amazing, i love it. All ive been doing is working, sleeping, and playin NL freerolls on absolute poker. thats all. | | |
| Ok guys. Ive been informed on several occasions by my better half that it is time to go ahead and update this bitch, and i have to agree with her, im about tired of staring at the same shit. Lets see, the most important things that have happened in the last month. Dont bitch at me if they arent in order... Me and Stephanie's 3 month anniversary was on March 18. We had a really great time just being together. It was actually the first anniversary that we have been able to be together for. Hmmmm..... Ah yes. My best friend in the world (charles for those of u that dont know) Ordered me a zippo off-line that has marlboro enscribed in it. I fuckin love that thing, i wouldnt sell it for a million dollars, thanx man, u do more for me than u know. And i dont think this is ne thing new.... but it turns out, that stephanies parents.... how should i say this.... FUCKING SUCK WHALE COCK. Yea. so i got to read this absolutley HILARIOUS email from stephanie's parents to her where in said email, they are just roastin on me. Like, how im "bringing stephanie down from wat she could be" and "how im not gonna amount to ne thing" oh damn i about pissed myself when i was reading. Its so funny because they dont even know me. They just dont want me "being" with there little girl. But, ya know wat? Thats just too fuckin bad. Cause i dont even listen to my own parents, there aint no way im listening to those controlling sons of bitches. Well, now its time for my standard school information... This is the NEW plan for me. Im withdrawing from Hiram, and working at Quiznos from now until the end of the summmer. which at that point i will be purchasing a car and going to Oakwood with my boy charles. Well, i might as well tell ya wat i did today right? ok.... I sat in a fuckin 10 x 8 room that had about a 6 1/2 foot ceiling with cody at his job. We just sat there and ate hot pockets and played guitar, and i chased a nigger with a knife, it was a good fuckin time. Hmmmmm, let me see if i forgot something, its been quite a month. Ah yes. garrett... The site of the kid alone makes my testicles drop! Yea. he is hott. But, more importantly, my lovely girlfriend and the love of my life, Stephanie Brooke Simmons. I love u dearly baby, "I Will Love You, Always And Forever"
AND OH OH OH!!!!!! Im going Saturday to FINALLY get my learners. Im more excited than fat guy at a strip club (yea, i made that up, that one is for u garrett .)
OH SHIT!!!! (""0 .o"") ITS A FUCKIN PANDA!!!!! Ya better duck bitches. Yea, i got some of u. Well, i think thats about it. I hope u guys are enjoying the wonderful song that ur forced to listen to, its the great Jimmy Fallon - Idiot Boyfriend (ironic right?) | | |
| WOW! long time and no update, so here goes, this is gonna be quite long. Lets start by saying how lazy it makes me feel that steph updates more often than me and she only has one arm. So we moved to Magnolia Commons and its not really that bad at all, i have a computer of my own in my room now and soon ill be getting a TV. OK, now onto school, i am now an ALL A student at Hiram High School, go hornets,  NOT! Talk about some nice people at a school, everyone there is So nice, everyone except my cousin, nah, im jokin, i love ya kayla. hmmmmm. lets see, I miss Danielle and Beth(who i still see on ocassions) and Brittany and Amber and THE AMAZING KENDRA NORMAN!!!!! I miss u guys so much!!!! i never really thought about how much u guys mean to me, but now that i dont have yall there it hurts. I really need to see u guys. how was my weekend and Valentines Day u ask? Well i will tell u then, but first, i must say that my 18th birthday officially sucked whale dong. but it got SO much better thanx to Stephanie's room mate Mandy. Now, Mandy and i have been thinking of a lil plan to suprise Steph by Mandy coming and getting me and suprising Stephanie, thats background for u people out of the loop, ne ways, So Mandy calls me and says that our plan is on for "Valentines Weekend" i guess u would call it, So she comes and gets me and we get in the room undetected by Stephanie thanx to some help from a friend of Mandi's named Samantha, thanx Sam, so im sitting in the room with Mandi with all the lights off , lol, waiting for Steph, she comes walking in and flicks on the light and there i am holding her a rose, now, im not to sure, but im thinking she wet herself, lol, j/k baby, but im almost positive she was suprised. So then Mandi leaves to go home for the weekend (for reasons unknown to us, lol) and me and Steph get some pizza and watch some movies... So the weekend goes by and Sunday rolls around, time for me to head home, were about ready to leave, because Staphanie's friend Ashley (the Great One) is gonna give me a ride home, BUT NO! Joe comes bustin in telling EVERYONE that is in range that they are going bowling, so we say screw it and go bowling, it was a GREAT time, Joe and I are so bad together, we got Stephanie to drink toilet water and she didnt know it, goodtimes, but then Steph got me back by kissing me, that was nice? LOL. So its gets to be about 11pm and im still not home, I was about to stay another night but i needed to get home to do the whole school thing, so Ashley gives Steph her car to take me home, So i get home at about 12ish and then i have to part with Steph which sucked, but, we made it. And, it looks like im going back up there this weekend because the infamous Joe called me at about midnight last night and asked me if i could help him put in his system this weekend, so, were hopin that doesnt fall thru. Joe is a cool kid, me gusta. So now, wat happened today? Well, i had a test in Environmental Science today and we got to use our book, that was orgasmic, and then when i got home from school, David came over and then we went to Charles' house and then we all went to Wal-Mart. Yes i know, Wal-Mart, i live in Hiram now people, thats wat i do, so we were in there and i was talkin in my Brittish accent just pissin people off left and right and callin David a fat bastard, goodtimes. but then we went to Amber's house because i wanted to say wats up, and i also saw Amy Perren randomly today and that was nice. So now something random....i changed my AIM screen name to... ILoveUSteph1218, so, there ya go, a lil long yet i feel ive left out so many wonderful things. oh well, i love u steph, ur my everything baby. | | |
| WOW, ok, i think its about time that i updated. A lot of shit has happened, lets see..... So we are moving on Tuesday, that ought to be some fun right there, and im gonna start going to Hiram High School with my cool as cousin Kayla on probly Wednesday or Thursday. Also, a couple of days ago, my amazing girlfriend accidently stabbed herself in the arm with a knife and had to be rushed to the hospital in an ambulance, she cut a tendon in half. Poor baby.... Cody and I have been hanging out a lot, thats been fun, Cody is secretly my true love, sorry Steph, lol, j.k. Lets see, wat else... Ah yes, i am a level 14 on Halo now, if ne of u cool guys play online, my tag is...*a double leg* come get some bitches, ill pown u all. Im gonna miss the following people from MHS dearly.... Brittany, Kendra, Amber, Danielle, Lisa, Taylor, Breanna, Beth, Charles, Cullen, Jason,Josh. im sure there are some more people that i forgot, but just know that i will miss u too. Lol. well. im off to watch midget porn. lol. no seriously, i like midget porn...
Jared is a fuckin thug
P.S. i love u with all my heart steph | | |
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